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9 Facts about my family:

1. My family is so freaking huge, I don’t even know half of the relatives we can actually account for and link to the family.

2. At one point in time, there was a family tree that was something like nearly 1500 pages (8.5” X 11”) long.

3. Yes, someone in my family actually kept track of that and organized and traced it all.

4. My family kind of ignores some of our allergies.

5. I have so many different ethnicities in my family that I only bother to keep track of the biggest ones: Irish, German, and Polish (which only compromises something like 25%).

6. Yes, there is someone in my family that bothered to figure that all out and divide it up into approximate percents (like half percents).

7. My family actually has two different coat-of-arms that we can claim as a family crest.

8. One of those coat-of-arms has dragons. Yes, dragons.

9. My immediate family and I have lived through some pretty scary stuff—a close call with a tornado, a hurricane, and such.

5 Facts about my best friend(s):

1. She and I have pulled multiple all nighters because we are too busy watching random shows (like Animorphs) to go to sleep.

2. We made a game out of yelling “bird” first when one particular character in Animorphs showed up on screen.

3. One of my friends and I originally connected and started talking because of cancer—we both had it.

4. My sister is just as much my best friend and crazy as the others (or more).

5. My sister and I have spent hours doing nothing more than making faces at each other—no laughing, no reading, no talking.

BONUS: 6. My sister probably doesn’t know half of these facts.

2 Facts about my favorite things:

1. There are actually some fiction books that I hate and can’t stand to even see.

2. Even though I love to read and write, I have been classified as mildly dyslexic (and this is why I love spell check!).

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

gearr:

when someone’s a little shitstick but no one else sees it

and then they do a thing

but no one fucking notices

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newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME


Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

histrashcanexistence:

Based on this post.

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god