Countdown to Spring Break
1 day, 18 hours, 54 minutes
6 classes
1 quiz
1 homework to turn in
and a four hour drive home.
Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We’re flexible like that.
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| — | stumbled across this today. enjoy! |
That awkward moment when a phone in a movie starts going off and you have to check yours because it has the EXACT SAME FREAKING RINGTONE.
Never had this happen before…. :/
A Conversation Between my Sister and I
S: (she’s been sick all week and her nose has been pretty much constantly running) “Can I just murder my nose?”
Me: “Sure, go ahead.”
S: “…How does one go about murdering one’s nose?”
Me: “I dunno. Go ask Voldemort… He seemed to do a pretty good job of it.”
S: “………………………Where the heck did that come from?”
Me: “……My brain”
S: “Well obviously. I meant what made you think of that?”
Me: “I have absolutely no idea. All I know is that my brain is fried. Stick-a-fork-in-it-it’s-done fried.”
S: “That made no sense.”
Me: “Who cares?”
S: “Good point. Why so fried though?”
Me: “Fluids. Organic.”
S: “…………………………………………………..”
Me: “What?”
S: “You need sleep…”
I’m no longer allowed to speak when I’m sleep deprived…
And here’s why: In PChem this morning, my teacher asked two questions.
Q1: What is bond energy?
A1: How much energy James has.
Q2: What is bond enthalpy?
A2: James’ standing on the sexy scale.
Also, I apparently said something really funny at the end of Thermo2 lecture…. But I don’t remember it and R.J. won’t tell me what it was….
Since I kinda had a bad morning, I decided to look up inspirational quotes during my lunch break. I found a few interesting/hilarious ones.
Like this one: “A positive attitude will not solve all the problems in the world, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”
Or this: “No bird soars too high if it soars upon its own wings.”
How about: “If you want the rainbow, you have to first endure the rain.”
Or: “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.”
Best one for a rocky day: “My way is not soft grass; it’s a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forwards, towards the sun.”
One that made me hungry (don’t know why; I don’t like the food…): “Life is a bit like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.”
But my personal favorite is this: “Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes it’s the little voice at the end of the day saying, ‘I will try again tomorrow’.”
Or maybe this: “If you are irritated by every rub, how will you be polished?”
